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Hello out there!! I am interested in new content, more stories and more creativity. If nothing else, please communicate in some way. Humor usually works best!

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, " Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.... "

Sometimes things are not quite as serious as they seem.

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer...."
Dispatcher: "Rush him in to emergency!"

Then again, sometimes they are!

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FRIDAY NIGHT FAMILY DINNER MENUS
SERVED FROM 6:00 TO 8:00 PM

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February 4, by Card Club

Yankee Pot Roast
BAND: Wild Horse
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February 11, by Darts

PLEASE CHECK THE BOARD IN THE FOYER

BAND: Southern Roots
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February 18, by Darts

PLEASE CHECK THE BOARD IN THE FOYER

BAND: Meanstreak
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February 25, by WOTM
Lasagna, Tossed Salad, French Bread and Cake


BAND: Burnt Mill
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FROM THE SOCIAL QUARTERS
I would like to start by saying that the weekend of the VMA Mid-Year Conference was awesome here at Lakeside! We were visited be lots of members from lodges all over the state. I would like to thank everyone who participated, especially our staff, the Moose Legion and our Board of Officers for all your help. Because of you, all our guests had a great time and you made our Lodge SHINE!!

Dave Winter, Lisa Francis and I would like to offer a big “Thank You” to Jenny Beth Hicks and Richard Rainey for providing safe transportation for our guests. I don’t think we lost a single person all weekend!

Happy Valentines Day to all! February will be another busy month. For all of our Moose Legionnaires, I hope to see you in Hampton for the Winter Celebration!

With the Packers playing the Steelers, this year’s Super Bowl Party should prove to be a classic! There will be lots of food and fun for all so be sure to be here!

Of course, be sure to check your calendar for our entertainment schedule for bands and Saturday Night Karaoke. Stop by and try one of Judy’s nightly specials as well.

Stay warm and hope to see you in the Social Quarters soon! Think SPRING!

Dee Shelton
Club Manager

CVDA DARTS

Lakeside has 5 teams signed up for Wed. night Winter '11 Season. 1-Silver 1 team, 1 -Silver 2 Team, 1 - Bronze 1 Team and 2 - Bronze 2 Teams. The season will run from 1-19-11 to 3-23-11 with 3 weeks of playoffs following the regular season. The Championships will be held April 17th at Rock Falls. You will find at least 2 of the Teams every Wed. night in the Ballroom for league play starting 1-19-11 @ 7:30. Come on out and support them. If you are interested in joining the CVDA, ask any of the throwers. The Summer Season will be starting May 18th, 2011. Some upcoming CVDA events are, Jan 22-23 the 3rd Annual Winter Freeze at Live Wires and the 26th Annual Sweethearts & Darts Feb 12-13 at Rockfalls. For more information go to CVDADarts.com.

Just a reminder, if you plan on going to the 17th Annual Moose Tournament, it is the same weekend as the CVDA Championships.

Good Shooting to all Teams! Have a Great Season!

MOOSE DARTS
Lakeside Darters are looking forward to going out of state for the 17th Annual Moose International Dart Tournament to be held in Martinsburg, WV the weekend of April 15 - 17th, 2011. NEW RULING: 16-20 year olds will be allowed to shoot in the tournament, but must have a parent or guardian shooting. Deadline for entries is March 18, 2011. Colonial Beach Lodge will again be holding their March Madness Dart Tourney (formerly known as the CB Classic) March 4 - 6th, 2011.

VIDEO BOWLING
Congratulations to Marty and Kenny for coming in first place. Followed by Judy & Steve 2nd, Danny & Joe 3rd and Jean & Doug 4th. We all had a great time and season. If anyone is interested in joining our league please see Marty Pruitt or Danny Fletcher.

Thanks the Video Bowlers